Sword Swallower (Miller)
  
   F#                           B                E  
   Lawrence, I feel stupid even standing here at all
   F#    E             F#    E
   (Ooh, waiting for a clue, waiting for it)
   F#                               B             E
   Biting nails like debutantes and waiting for a call
   F#    E             F#    E
   (Ooh, waiting for a clue, waiting for it)
   
        B            G#m            C#m    F#     C#m   A
   I'll raise up the roof just like Martin Luther King
   B           G#m             C#m   F#     E
   Sparkle and charm just like Paris in the spring
        A           F#              A      E      F#m   E  F#m  E
   I'll swallow the swords like I'm in the center ring
   
   F#
   Wow!
                            B         E           
   You know, I thought that you said 'want to get high?'
   F#    E             F#    E
   (Ooh, waiting for a clue, waiting for it)
              F#                         B        E
   As if we'd ever let that hour of opportunities go by
   F#    E             F#    E
   (Ooh, waiting for a clue, waiting for it)
   
        B           G#m             C#m    F#     C#m   A
   I'll swallow the swords like I'm in the center ring
   B            G#m            C#m    F#     E
   Raise up the roof just like Martin Luther King
        A           F#m             A     E      F#m   E  F#m  E
   I'll sparkle and charm just like Paris in the spring